Things i think are F.O.C

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

ultrafacts:

More facts on Ultrafacts

Katty purry tho

royreiddotca:

www.royreid.ca - Everything the internet was never intended to be used for…

Look it’s my background! 😆

royreiddotca:

www.royreid.ca - Everything the internet was never intended to be used for…

Look it’s my background! 😆

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Chattiest (via chattiest)
Is that a magic the gathering card?

Is that a magic the gathering card?

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.


PREACH!

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

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THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

PREACH!

sirigglesworth:

OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…

sirigglesworth:

OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…

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y-o-n-c-e:

ive been drankin

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@ pure destruction

theoldaeroplane:

pokemon: “we put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single game”

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

# no stop recognize my power! XD
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hailthemisha:

I read them all

royreiddotca:

www.royreid.ca - Everything the internet was never intended to be used for…

Is your obligations a titan?

royreiddotca:

www.royreid.ca - Everything the internet was never intended to be used for…

Is your obligations a titan?

Look at all the puppies I’m gonna own!

Look at all the puppies I’m gonna own!

Slow blogger again…

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