Omg the third one. ” I forgot how to dog!.”
So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one
me logging onto tumblr
set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.
these are incredible
#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene
I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.
Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE.
#this is a harry potter blog #seriously any profession that turns out a kid like hermione #must be utterly terrifying #neville finds out it involves rearranging people’s teeth with wires and drills #and drugs and scrapy knives #and is like AHA #I KNEW IT#I KNEW THEY WERE TERRIFYING #hermione granger: horrifying storm of a girl since day one #(so do the muggles have to be hunted down for that or does the government assign you targets) he asks her one day #she squints at him for a long time #’they volunteer’ she says eventually #neville shivers #muggles are HARDCORE
Including tags because oh my fucking god.
when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
Squirrel Girl needs a movie.
LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS
THIS CHARACTER IS BY FAR THE MOST POWERFUL, THE MOST INTERESTING, AND THE MOST WORTHY OF BEING YOUR ROLE MODEL EVER.
FIRST OFF SHE NEVER ONCE GOES GRIMDARK NOT ONCE AND WHEN SPEEDBALL WENT AND DID HIS STUPID CLIVE BARKER POINTS POINTED INWARD ARMOR THING SHE CALLED HIM OUT ON IT AND OUTRIGHT DECLARED SUCH A THING WAS CHILDISH AND MADE HIM INEFFECTIVE AS A HERO BECAUSE A HERO HAS TO BE APPROACHABLE.
ALSO LETS TALK ABOUT HER SUPERPOWER. YOU TAKE ONE LOOK AT HER AND THINK SHE’S JUST A LOSER RIGHT? WRONG. SQUIRREL GIRL HAS THE MUTANT POWER TO NOT ONLY HAVE SQUIRREL TRAITS BUT CAN ALSO COMMAND THE ABSOLUTE LOYALTY OF SQUIRRELS. HOW MANY SQUIRRELS? TRY EVERY SQUIRREL EVERY WHERE. FLYING SQUIRRELS, TREE SQUIRRELS, I BET YOU SOMEHOW SHE CAN EVEN COMMAND THE LOYALTY OF SOME SHITASTICALLY RARE POISON SQUIRRELS.
BECAUSE OF THIS POWER SHES MANAGED TO TAKE ON FOES THAT WOULD NORMALLY JUST INCINERATE HER ON THE SPOT. SHE TOOK ON DOCTOR VICTOR VON DOOM FOR PETE’S PATOOTS NOT A DOOM BOT THE ACTUAL DOCTOR DOOM AN ACTUAL SORTA ALIEN GOD CALLED THE WATCHER HAD TO ACTUALLY FACT CHECK THAT SHIT BECAUSE EVEN HE DIDNT BELIEVE IT AND THAT FUCKER NEVER INTERVENES FOR SHIT BUT HE HAD TO IN THIS CASE BECAUSE THE WORLD JUST COULDN’T BELIEVE SQUIRREL GIRL DEFEATED THE GENUINE DOCTOR DOOM HE WAS LIKE “OH HELL YEAH I HAVE TO COME DOWN AND FACT CHECK THIS SHIT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS THIS WHAT IM SURE GALACTUS CAN WAIT.”
ALSO HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTALOONS BEACUSE THIS LADY ACTUALLY TOOK ON GALACTUS AND WON.
GALACTUS YES THAT GALACTUS THE GIANT DUDE THAT EATS PLANETS SHE TOOK ON A SPACE GOD WITH NOTHIN GBUT MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRRELS.
SHE NEEDS A SERIES. A MOVIE, A FANBASE SHES JUST THAT AWESOME.
ALSO SHE’S PART OF A LOSER HERO TEAM CALLED THE GREAT LAKES AVENGERS AND ITS STAFFED BY A DUDE WHO CAN COME BACK TO LIFE WHEN HE DIES LIKE KENNY FROM SOUTH PARK
IM DONE HERE JUST USE WIKIPEDIA ALREADY DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT
No, seriously, it has become something of a running gag that Squirrel Girl can defeat any villain.
She is like “Instant Fun, just add Squirrel Girl”.
I strongly recommend reading her adventures, they are just super-great. ^__^
(Minor correction, it is actually the Great Lakes Champions, not Avengers.)
(She also has a healing factor and enhanced strength among some other squirrel-themed powers.)
Marvel set up a system of gauging superheroes powers and based it largely on which characters have defeated and lost to other characters to determine what those power levels are. Due to Squirrel Girl having defeated so many strong villains, they were forced to put every single power category at 7 out of 7.
She is the only Marvel character in history to achieve this.
The red are what fans think her power ratings should be.
Blue is canon ratings.
[source: http://marvel.com/universe/Squirrel_Girl ]
nOT TO MENTION HOW GOD DAMN CUTE SHE IS LIKE JUST LOOK AT HER WITH HER FLOOFY TAIL AND LEATARD AND BELT SHE LOOKS BOTH CUTE AND BADASS THOUGH LIKE
LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING ABOUT SQUIRREL GIRL, BECAUSE SQUIRREL GIRL IS SO OFTEN UNDERRATED AND TREATED AS A JOKE, WHEN REALLY SHE IS A STRONG FIERCE INDEPENDENT SUPERHERO WHO DON’T NEED NO MAN
HER NAME IS DORREN GREEN AND SHE IS A MOTHA FREAKIN COMIC QUEEN OKAY
SHE IS A MUTANT AND SHE HAS A COLLEGE EDUCATION (or hs depending on what ‘verse/comic you read) AND W/E CAUSE SHE IS A SMART COOKIE AND ON TOP OF THAT SHE HAS A JOB AS A NANNY OF LUKE CAGE (NEW AVENGER/POWER MAN) AND JESSICA JONES’ BABY LIKE DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT LINE OF WORK IS
SHE CAME OUT IN AN IRON MAN COMIC AND HER GOAL WAS TO IMPRESS IRON MAN BUT TONY STARK WAS BEING A WIMP DINGER BUTTNUGGET SO HE DIDN’T WANT HER TO BE HIS SIDEKICK AND WAS TRAPPED BY DOOM AND THAT’S WHEN OUR AWESOME HEROINE BEAT VON DOOM WITH HER TERRIFYING ARMY OF RODENT HOMIES
SHE ALSO BEAT DEADPOOL.
D E A D P O O L.
MERC WITH A MOUTH MEGA SUPER UNSTOPPABLE REGENERATIVE 4TH WALL SMASHING ASSASSIN DEADPOOL AND THEN THEY LATER TEAMED UP
SHE’S ALSO #1 FAN OF THE NEW WARRIORS (the new comic has a hero named Hummingbird who hangs out with Scarlet Spider and is Mexican and cute af and perfect that ya’ll HAVE to read up on, she’s amazing) AND BASICALLY DID SOME 4TH WALL BREAKING SHIZZNAZZ WHEN SHE WAS SETTING SPEEDBALL STRAIGHT
ALSO SHE HAS REGENERATIVE SKILLS AND ALSO A RETRACTABLE WOODEN KNUCKLE SPIKE AND SUPER STRENGTH AND CLAWS
AND SHE DATED WOLVERINE. LIKE. THE WOLVERINE. AND SHE ALSO BEAT HIM IN A HAND TO HAND FIGHT (or when they were sparring, depending on your interpretation and whether you’re a whiny little buttmonger who doesn’t think lowley little Squirrelgirl who beat Thanos and the Mandarin and Deadpool can beat Wolverine)
SQUIRREL GIRL JUST MAKES ME SO FREAKING EMOTIONAL. LIKE I CAN’T WITH HER. I JUST CAN’T
IF SQUIRREL GIRL GOT HER OWN MOVIE I WOULD SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST AND THEN CRY LIKE A CHICKEN AND THEN MAYBE BAKE A CAKE AND BUY A TICKET BECAUSE
H O L Y S H I T
dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me